Academy Awards 2013 Oscars // Best & Worst Dressed!*

25.2.13
Best Dressed!*

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Halle Berry in Versace
Structured, classic yet modern and simply beautiful!*

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Jennifer Lawrence in Dior Haute Couture
Simple yet dramatically stunning!*

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Charlize Theron in Dior Haute Couture
Beautifully angelic... I wish she had worn a necklace or her earrings were more noticeable but all in all, gorgeous!* 

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Jessica Chastain in Giorgio Armani
Absolutely love how her dress and hair match with the pop of red lips... Not as sexy as Jessica Rabbit but a very close and classy version, wouldn't you say?!*

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Renée Zellweger in Carolina Herrera
Let's just say the dress fits like a glove... Sexy is an understatement!*

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Naomi Watts in Armani Privé
Gorgeously modern!*

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Sandra Bullock in Elie Saab
Simply beautiful!*

Worst Dressed!*

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Anne Hathaway in Prada
I can see your boobs/nippies...The two seams in the middle look weird and your dress reminds me of an apron... What else should I say?!* 

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Brandi Glanville in her own design
I do not know why you were there... Look at your boobs, I don't understand the flowers at the bottom of your dress and your heels don't match... Go home!*

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Jennifer Hudson in Roberto Cavalli
This just looks so tacky to me... The mesh and glitter detail of the dress looks so wrong and the matchy matchy glitter heels and clutch are just too much... And no girl, you can't work the slit... Don't ever do it again!*

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Jennifer Garner in Gucci
I don't know what to go with here, a fish or a dinosaur?... The back ruffles are just too unflattering... Great color choice though!*

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Melissa McCarthy in David Meister Signature
Too much fabric, baby...So unflattering and having rhinestones on a dress doesn't automatically make it glam... Such a shame!*

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Reese Witherspoon in Louis Vuitton
First of all, black and blue doesn't look nice on anything or anyone... Second of all, that little bow above your boobs which we can barely see is completely useless... You would've had a better chance if the dress was a plain blue dress!*

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Zoe Saldana in Alexis Mabille
Girl, where should I start... You got too much ish going on! The flowers, the belt, that freaky knot and that tricolor slit... Just no... Choose one thing and stick with it, Eyesore!*


Special Mention!*

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Adele in Jenny Packham
Girl, you see what happens when you stick to what you know best? You win m*th*rf*k*ng Oscars for that ish! Congratulations doll, you looked gorgeous... Don't ever steer away from the black again... I take back all the times I told you to do so, haha!*





3 comments:

Thelea Terborg said...

HAHA! "LOOK AT YOUR BOOBS!" I think your fashion review post are the most fun thing on your blog! And I notice that you're getting more and more aggressive in your opinions and it kills me. This is my favorite, just for your comments on some of these catastrophes. You are me new E! TV! Haha!

Unknown said...

Beautiful dresses. The model that I liked is that of Charlize Theron.

Spectacular!!!


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Unknown said...

I love the criticisms, lol! so hilarious!
I wouldn't change a thing about your judgment, I totally agree :)

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